Caveman quote of the week; bonus Halloween hijnx

Caveman: Daddy, is there such a thing as Jesuszilla?

Me: [sigh] What are you talking about now, Caveman?

Caveman: Jesuszilla, Daddy, son of Godzilla.

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It's after Halloween, the two lads have returned back to the Fitzroy homestead after a successful night of candy extortion around the village with Mrs Fastball.

Fitzroy Junior went out this year as "Where's Waldo", complete with red and white striped shirt, tuque and large fake glasses. The Caveman went out as a penguin (they always have been his favourite flightless bird).

After a quick treat, the boys were told time for a quick bath before bed. As they were getting ready to get in the tub, I notice the Caveman has that particular look on his face that means he is up to something.

Next thing I see is Caveman, nude except for Junior's Waldo tuque and oversized glasses, dancing around gyrating wildly singing "Where's Waldo now, Junior? Where is he now!?"

A brief chase ensued with big brother chasing little brother around the upstairs in a candy-fueled rage ("Daddy, Caveman touch his butt when he was dancing then touched my Waldo tuque!").

One of those parenting moments when you know you shouldn't laugh because it's awfully hard not to.