Caveman Trivia answers

Tonight was 'game night' in Fitzroy and the parents took on the kids in "Beat the Parents". The game involves trivia questions for both parents and kids.

The Caveman came up with some interesting answers to some of the kids' questions. All of his crazy answers below were given with a self-assured shout.

1. "What are French fries made from?"
Caveman answer: "Belgium!"

2. "If you have claustrophobia, what are you afraid of?"
Caveman answer: "Lightning!" 

3. "What famous band was Mick Jagger in?"
Caveman answer: "Maroon 5!"

Reasons for his crazy answers:

1) He misheard the question, and answered based on some other trivia he heard before.
2) Again he misheard, the fear of lightning, is a similar-sounding word.
3) This abomination is the reason for that answer.

So even when he comes up with these ridiculous answers, there is method to his madness.