Fitzroy Junior's future ambition

The Grade 4 English teacher has sent home an assignment - "tell us about yourself". So Fitzroy Junior has been diligently completing the questions, and I'm checking them out.

Who is your hero? "Wayne Gretzky" (He is the Great One.)

What is an important event in your life? "We finished second in our softball tournament this year." (We did come close on that one!)

What is your favourite food? "Muffin" (Don't mind the odd muffin myself.)

What is your favourite sport? "Hockey" (Fastball is better but still a good choice)

What is your favourite school activity? "Science" There are worse subjects.

What is your favourite song? "Killing in the Name Of" Now, that is a pretty wicked song. Not so sure it is appropriate for a 9 year old, but I guess he shares his dad's taste in music.

And finally...

When I grow up I want to be.... "HItLer" WHAT???! What the heck? You want to be what when you grow up?

"An NHLer, Daddy". Can't wait to see the teacher's reaction when he sees this.